Introduction / Rick Broussard -- Ballast tank blues / Tom Sweeney -- Mickey takes a dive / J.E. Seymour -- Coo coo for coconuts / Jeffrey R. DeRego -- Sweet stash / Philip Soletsky -- Cleaner / Dan Szczesny -- Stormy weatherman / Brian Edmonds -- Murder on the mountain / Susan Nye -- Cow Hampshire / Robin Curtiss -- Call of the mild / Brendan DuBois -- Flash! / Lorrie Lee O'Neill -- Journey to the other side of Janice / Gregory Nicoll -- Got a quarter? / Rob Azevedo -- Live free or die, die, die! / Douglas Osterhoudt -- Firebug / Adi Rule -- The zeal of Samuel Graves / Margaret Bobalek King -- The body under Seabrook Station / John Hirtle -- Of hogs and dogs / David O'Keefe -- Or die / Judith Green -- The Polar Caves shuffle / Rebecca Ann Leeb -- Ocean boulevard / Simon Harling.